What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Nice Jokes More Nice Jokes

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.