When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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because he didn't know Mandarin

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Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why don't you ask your sister?

But I don't have a .........oooooh.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Irrelephant.

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Collar ID

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A no-key-a

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cos' sin tans

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Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Flying a plane.

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The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

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Ear bud