I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Tune a fish
Irrelephant.
looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
for 2 weeks.
It scares the hell out of the dog
I said, "It's not what it looks like!"
A pilot.
A boeing constrictor
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
A Headphone
