When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Do you know how to drive this thing "

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Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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A painting only need one nail to hang

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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E.T. phoned home.

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An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone