What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.