More heroin.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Your addicted.
He over 'd
When you are the villain
Cracktose Intolerant
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!
Kevin Nash
I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."
A quack-head.
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
A Fixie.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
looks over both shoulders....
The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.
You sit in your own pew
It staged a coup
