More heroin.
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Your addicted.
He over 'd
When you are the villain
Cracktose Intolerant
I wouldn't shoot heroin.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
A Paul Walker.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever
Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Because he is the heart of the storm.
Crack-ers
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
