What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker