What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Your mother didn't give you love.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!