What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit