What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Can I please get a drink "

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He Apollo-gized.

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Valhalla.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

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Well, it's no cakewalk.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking