What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch