What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.