What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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How do you make a moth bawl?

Hit him with a fly swatter.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.