Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield