Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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methamphibians.

How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck go to jail?

A: He was selling quack.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Dr. Oz Jokes More Dr. Oz Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Who is the favorite author of someone addicted to ecstasy?

Steven King. JK Rowling.