What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head