Logic Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Why was the blind guy always so happy?

He couldn't see any reason not to be!

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What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Chainsaw Jokes More Chainsaw Jokes

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Dre Jokes More Dre Jokes

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby