Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons