Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons