What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.