What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."