What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)