Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached