Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.