Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.