Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Quarterback Jokes More Quarterback Jokes

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Football Coach Jokes More Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?

Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!