What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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A nun falling down the stairs

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A condescending con descending.

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The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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New Ears Eve

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He could not get past the tree!

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.