Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do the French call a bad Thursday?

A tra-jeudi.

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.