Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

What do the french call 4/20?

80

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

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Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.