What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.