What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now

What are you doing man?

Him: " I am dusting off man.."