What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

What do call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph. Because they're a short es.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....