Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Hind Leg Jokes More Hind Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own