Crip Jokes

Why did the crip cross the road?

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

What do you call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

A Crip

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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An Easter bunnet!

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What do you call a gangster with no limbs?

A crip

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He got eballa

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

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When he was nailed on the cross.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

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What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

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A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.