He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
By Bony Express.
Mourning wood! :)
Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
A: An Apple turnover.
They keep getting caught in the net!
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
That's the worst book I ever read.
He had too much thyme on his hands.
Same middle name!
Jack the kipper !
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
His hand caught fire.
