Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.