He didn't like nuns.
She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke
Nun.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
Kick her out of bed
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!
White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.