Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.