What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"