What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank