nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
Because they can.
Pants.
Denial. Myself included.
Hella copters
Discus.
Chronic-logically.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
He's good at making friends.
They cantelope.
A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
Frank