What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they got married?

Feyonce

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!