What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats