What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.