What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

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Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !