What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)