Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.