Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said