Umami Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Oedipus Jokes More Oedipus Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad