Umami
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Umami.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Miso impossible
They both like bombs
He kisses his mother with that mouth!
He kisses his mother with that mouth.
Well, that's the edamame.
Your calves.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Beef Stroken off
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
She uses a perfect son.
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Have a NICE day!
Consuelo! My mother told me this one
A green bean.