What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar