What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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Send him to polytechnic !

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.