Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!