Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

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What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.