What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son