What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son