What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Compose Jokes More Compose Jokes

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son