How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...