Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.