Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German who is up themselves?

A deutsche-bag

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

March Jokes More March Jokes

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.