Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.