What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Why did the cheese go to the museum?

To get cultured