What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !