What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Dandy Lion Jokes More Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!