Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR