Dandy Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

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What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!