What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.