Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !