Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.