What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

because Sam sung better than him

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!