What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast