What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What is the most up-voted comment of all time?

repost"

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Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.