Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.