Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

Flap Jokes More Flap Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps