Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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Twitch Jokes More Twitch Jokes

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

Spark Jokes More Spark Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

Orchard Jokes More Orchard Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Ch Jokes More Ch Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!