Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.