Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Double Decker Bus Jokes More Double Decker Bus Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !